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hi my name is sylvia patricia, and that means something like 'forestial nobility' which is kinda cool
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all illustration based media (a fancy way of saying anime and comics). MOSTLY homestuck and sailor moon holla~

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Oh my god. 

wow lmao





i hate this


ok where in arizona is this bc i will drive there rn


the fuck outta here


question for those of you who live in arizona: how


That face you make when you find weird shit at stores, and then offer it to your friend.




Another recently thrifted cutie ✨ Minerals are pretty much all I spend money on anymore, but that is okay.


okay i don’t know if it’s an arizona thing? or a this-town-i’m-in thing??? or a high-elevation-in-the-southwest-region-of-the-continental-united-states thing!??!!? but the weather here is so inconsistent

like we were just walking around downtown when it suddenly began to rain. but only on one side? and the wind got kinda wild and somebody’s boxes started flying around and my ear hurt bc it was so cold and we had to walk through the rain to get to our car but our friend who parked 20 feet away was totally chill. and then by the time we drove home it’s totally over. or idk. just not raining here? IDK! idk


Avocados doing yoga.


This is how you do an intro.


The meta sequel to that dumb frank video that got popular


Here’s a basic rule: if you’re reading or watching a Shakespeare play, and you’re not imagining the actors standing in front of a mosh pit of jeering Londoners waiting to throw vegetables at the stage, you’re doing it wrong.

Shakespeare might have written the best works in the English language, or given us profound insight into the nature of humanity, or whatever — but his works wouldn’t have survived to our day if he hadn’t been popular when he was alive, and he wouldn’t have been popular when he was alive if he hadn’t been able to please the crowd. And that includes a lot of dirty jokes. A lot.

Sometimes in incredibly inappropriate places. We’re here to rescue a few of those for you, and retroactively embarrass the heck out of your fourteen-year-old self, who had to stand up in English class and read things that, in retrospect, are absolutely filthy.

This isn’t about the stuff that always does crack fourteen-year-olds up in English class, but is totally innocent: the “bring me my long sword, ho!” sort of thing.

But the kids who lose it every time the word “ho” is uttered are closer to the spirit of Shakespeare than the teacher who demands they treat the words like museum pieces.

Sure, it would be awkward for teachers to explain the Elizabethan double entendres to their students — but pretending they don’t exist makes Shakespeare seem unnecessarily stuffy and difficult.

So we’re going to start with the most obvious innuendoes, and move on to some seriously advanced sex punnery that is probably going to blow your mind.

- Reading Shakespeare without the sex jokes is the real tragedy. (via newsweek)


#actual spn line

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